Easter Teaser

For the third time in a row, Melchester hit their opponents for six - but for the first time this year also managed not to concede, thanks to Martin Mestanek, the "Baby Poo" - he sticks to a clean sheet.

However, with the easier jobs done, this weekend throws up a fearsome challenge. Saturday sees Melchester take on top team Karlsberg "B", whose impressive record this season can be explained by their tactic of using players from Karlsberg "A" when the going gets tough. Which Karlsberg will turn up, nobody knows, but a strong defensive display will be needed if Rovers are to get anything from the tie.

On to Sunday, when Rovers take on formerly-rubbish-but-now-with-new-good-players-so-we-can't-be-too-blase Palermo, who in the past have clocked up two losses and (most recently) a draw in previous games against Melchester. On recent form, both teams should win.

So will the Easter Bunny bring a basket of points for Melchester, or will they be left with nothing but sticky brown fingers and a queasy tum? Stay tuned to find out.