Sloppy Rovers Give It Away. Twice.




Rovers line up in front of an expectant crowd
(L-R Nordheim, Kimbrell, SmithM, Gio, Mestanek)

Way back at the start of the season, when Melchester were still little Roverinky, their first competitive opponents were KMK Dynamo Brno in a game the reds lost 1-0.  So it was only natural that the rematch could be seen as a chance to gauge just how far, if at all, Racey's men had progressed.


A bright opening from Melchester bode well, yet with so many chances having gone begging in the previous game, no-one was relaxing on the pitch or indeed the touchline.  It wasn't until set-piece specialist Matt Smith "won" (cue rueful grin) and converted a free kick on the edge of Dynamo's box that anyone even dared to believe it might be Rovers' day.  A quick follow-up from Nordheim doubled the lead, and with debutant target-man Gio running rings around the opposition defence, all seemed well in Racey's Wonderland.


How quickly things change.  Gio came off with the ankle bothers, then a rare defensive howler let Dynamo pull one back.  With the balance of play shifting, the reds were increasingly forced onto the back foot, and it wasn't long before the equaliser came. 



Kimbrell & Mestanek enraged Roy Race after paparazzi shots revealed them tucking into a mountain of ribs and glugging pivo just moments before the match


After a minimal halftime talk, a determined Melchester began the 2nd half as they had begun the first, and soon enough Robin Smith was gifted a chance silly mid-on, which he took beautifully to nudge Rovers back into the lead.  The lead was once more doubled when Matt Smith blasted a shot through the defence and past a hapless keeper, and once more things seemed rosy.


In a shocking piece of refereeing, a 5th goal was disallowed after the ball was deemed to have gone out of play in the build-up.  How that decision would come back to haunt Melchester.


The remainder of the game was a real blood-and-guts affair, with Dynamo's whiney little falling-over specialists doing their utmost to unsettle the brave and true heroes of Melchester.  Again, however, Melchester were pushed deeper and deeper, and yet again were pegged back after enjoying a two goal lead.


Professional Norwegian and forward Vegard Nordheim would later accuse the Rovers of stopping playing once they were ahead, others pointed to a lack of match fitness, while some saw fit to blame the referee for disallowing what would have been a winning goal, but the fact remains that Melchester left the field with just a point to show for some sumptuous football.  All is not lost however, as the reds retain 6th place, still in sight of those play-off positions.


KMK Dynamo Brno 4 - 4 Melchester Rovers (2-2 HT)


CosteaJ, MestanekM, SmithM(2), Gio, KimbrellC, NordheimV(1), SmithR(1), PagliaroJ, GolbanielN, HollandP

Rusty Rovers Lack Cutting Edge


He's got legs - he knows how to use them


With their new winter signings unavailable - Keeperman Dave falling prey to a mystery illness and new midfield muscler Dan M.I.A., it was an instantly recognisable line-up that took to the field on Tuesday evening against Kašpaři VM. Having lost the first tie 7 - 0, a slightly apprehensive Melchester certainly had much to prove.

Despite soaking up much of the early pressure, midway through the first period Rovers were caught on the break and Kašpaři VM were ahead. However, Rovers' response was positive and immediate - Nordheim was denied by the post, then moments later an indirect free-kick (backpass) allowed the professional Norwegian to snatch the equaliser.

Spot the ball?


Considering the previous result, at half time 1-1 was a decent score, and Rovers looked good for at least one point. However, despite again hitting the post and having the lion's share of chances in the second half - 14 shots to their 7* - sloppy Melchester defending allowed Kašpaři to score twice more to hand the reds defeat in their first competitive fixture of 2010.

A philosophical Roy Race told reporters: "We've maybe dropped points tonight, and we've definitely dropped a place in the table to 6th, but with our new secret weapon due to make his debut for Sunday's tie (taps nose enigmatically), we're optimistic about our chances of making the playoff positions."

Watch this space, vole.


*Statistics courtesy of "Rainman" Roman


Kašpaři VM 3 - 1 Melchester Rovers (1-1 HT)

CosteaJ, MestanekM, SmithM, SmithR, HollandP, DaviesR, NordheimV (1 goal), KimbrellC, GobanielN

THE ROVERS RETURN

Parallel universes.  The stuff of science fiction.  And also, of the BSMK League.  Thanks to the unique way the league is organised, there are actually TWO Second Divisions, from which the top teams are pitched into a play-off to decide who is promoted to the ONE AND ONLY First Division.  And so tonight, after an intensive winter training schedule resembling a cheesy 80's montage, Melchester once again pull on the famous Gola shirts for a pre-2nd-half-of-season friendly against one of the other teams from the other Division 2.   Organised last week when the good folks of Brno were enjoying a searing 9degrees C, now that the forecast tonight is for MINUS 8, there may be some who wonder if it's such a good idea.


Indeed, it will be a depleted line-up tonight as the cold weather continues to cause all sorts of chaos in the form of viruses, presentations, general other important things to do, but it is at least a chance to showcase new winter signing 'Keeperman Dave, who promises to add a new edge of competition for the coveted Rovers' "1" shirt.


Also new for 2010, on the left of this very writty there will magically appear some new links as the season progresses.  Already, thousands of man-hours have been spent bringing you A New Button marked "Fixtures".  Pressing this New Button will inevitably take you to the red's fixture list for the rest of the season.  More to follow.


First game proper, next Tuesday 16th at Srbska versus Kašpaři VM - trucks on pitch, terrorist attacks, alien invasions notwithstanding.



Some Rovers may take longer than others to get back to full fitness