(MINI) MATCH REPORT - Jubilant Jolly Jokers Jump Jinxed Rovers....Jesus....

7-0. Not even any point going into details. Even Roy Race, elusive at the best of times, hid behind his hands and closed his eyes so that no-one could see him, whilst muttering, "this pitch is jinxed...jinxed I say..." He may have a point - although Rovers have a 100% winning record away from home, in 3 games on their home pitch they have conceded 13 goals and scored just 1.


Tonight Melchester face Merdeux. Merdeux are 2nd from bottom, haven't won a game, and have "Merde" in their name. Surely our heroes can end their losing streak? Watch this space...