MATCH REPORT - Rovers' first ever game in Superliga...

....didn't actually take place, because of this:



Yep, that's right, someone carelessly left a lorry trailer in the middle of the pitch. In the rich history of Melchester Rovers, successive teams have seen bomb attacks, murder plots, stadium subsidence and two blokes out of Spandau Ballet, but never before has a match been postponed because of a lorry on the pitch. Of course, up until now Rovers' adventures have been confined to the world of comic books, whereas in the real world of Moravistan, anything can happen.


Not much to add really. Turned up to play, lorry on pitch. So it goes.