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Having drawn their last game against top-placed Fair Play,

The Rovers were rightly excited

As they took to the field, they were playing away

‘Gainst 7^th placed team, Beers United.

United were young and were quick and were skilled

Melchester had many hangovers

And after 10 minutes red’s fears were fulfilled

As the blues put their first past the Rovers.

The rest of the half was real end to end stuff

Both teams cancelled each other out

And although there were chances, and though they were fluffed,

At the break, reds were in with a shout.

But after the restart - tragedy struck!

As the Rovers conceded a second.

With no-one to cheer them and fresh out of luck

It looked as if disaster beckoned.

Yet Kimbrell’s response was to go forth and score,

And Rovers were back in the game

With their first shot on target, but still needed more,

More, more more more, more of the same.

They huffed and they puffed, but the goal would not come

Despite overhead shots from young Ali

And as the clocked ticked, the belief among some

Was the reds would not add to their tally.

Step forward the warrior, Vegard Nordheim,

Someone lobbed it toward him for no reason.

But with back to goal, just one touch, so sublime,

The asskoek scored goal of the season.

With a point in the bag if they held for the draw,

Incredibly Rovers just folded

And as they pushed forward conceded three more

And by manager Race they were scolded.

Another bad game sees the reds drop to eighth

And now is the moment to fight,

Yet all is not lost as on Sunday they face

Tripoli “B”, who are shite.

Beers United 5 -2 Melchester Rovers

Golban Nathan, Holland Paul, Kimbrell Colin(1), Měšťánek Martin, Vegard Nordheim(1), Pagliaro James, Smith Matt, Costea, Iulian, Kourkzi Ali