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INEX-SDA Srbská "B" 3-0 Melchester Rovers

'Nuff Said.

That defeat to Srbska, and the postponement of last weekend's game against Palermo, means Rovers slip to 6th in the table, just below this Sunday's opponents, Relax CF. After the last meeting between the two teams, which Rovers lost on a Sunday morning following a weekend of hard partying, go-karting and DJing, Roy Race is taking no chances: "I've sent the team away for the whole weekend to President Mestanek's cottage in The Nature(TM), so that they can concentrate on the game without any distractions, parties, drinks or unhealthy food.

"What can possibly go wrong?"